HA HA, OH WOW
The best satire is that which hides behind its veil of seriousness, only peeking occasionally out to stick its tongue out at you.
Click to embiggen. I blurred the parts I thought had the best chance of being real names.
Well, we’ll be packing our things, because we’re out of a job! This guy has provided all the humor we need (well, him and WowCrendor) as a Warcraft community. There’s just no room left for bootstrappy humorists like us.
If anyone needs a poster about how one needn’t be crazy to work here, but it helping, feel free to contact me. I’ll turn in my timecard and access to employee discounts. There’ll be a raffle for my place in the employee fridge, with the proceeds going to the church roof.
I’ll turn in my uniforms on Monday. Tricia, you’re gonna have to deliver my Girl Scout cookie order to my house now, as I won’t be here to pick it up. I have direct deposit, so I won’t have to stop in for my next check, I should just get that, right?
How can we make this better? See what running a not-that-funny joke into the ground looks like now, sir?
Lanuria Dawnblade, a.k.a. Courtney Adler, aspires. She's an aspiring DM, aspiring photographer, and aspiring wife. She lives in Monroe, Wisconsin and complains about the weather far too much. She enjoys The Big Bang Theory and singing the songs from Glee.
Varendil Dawnblade, a.k.a. Taylor Vincent, is a 22-year old writer, student, World of Warcraft player, and 4th Edition DM. He lives in Monroe, Wisconsin with his fiancé and their jade plant, Esmeralda. He likes Douglas Adams and The Venture Bros. He hates Toni Morrison. Don't even ask. 
My mind! IT BURNS!
November 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Oh my god….has MoonGuard gone off the deep end!?
November 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm
This is actually WrA.
November 8, 2011 at 4:52 pm
You fail.
November 8, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Help! I’ve fallen off my chair laughing and I can’t get up!
November 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Well, that solves the mystery on what a buttocks is.
November 8, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Oh I’ve seen this guy. Just about fell out of my chair. Got over it. IDK, over-the-top joke RSPs can be pretty spectacular in small doses. It’s good to not see ‘em too often, because they have to be able to catch you off guard to be funny.
November 8, 2011 at 6:37 pm
My god! my brain… it hurts so much but I can’t..stop laughing….
November 8, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I once thought of creating a parody RP character and trying to muscle in as many culture references as I can in the history section, like “A long, long time ago, in galaxy far away, [Space] was sent back in time for a crime he did not commit, to save Shaun Conner. Everything was going well until, a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started causing trouble in the neighborhood, he got one little fight and his aunt got scared and sent him to Hogwarts to learn the ways of magic, there Gandalf gave him the “one-ring” and sent him off to Mordor in the hope that [Space] shall become America’s next top model.”
But then I realized I’d sooner RP than create a parody of it. A little subtlety wouldn’t kill the writer of that MRP.
November 8, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Subtlety? What’s that? Can you eat it?
Srsly though, yeah…it’s a joke that’s been done better, but … uh … kudos to them for having the audacity to try an overdone joke? Maybe it’s being done ironically. *Squints* it’s like standing between two mirrors, you can see the irony going off into forever!
November 9, 2011 at 7:20 am
Subtility would be nice, of course… but I still liked it. Particulary that part about parading in silvermoon claming his true identity for keeping it secret, since it works so well for others. Lots of Laughs.
November 9, 2011 at 9:55 am
November 9, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Dear christ what– what am I watching
this is fucking amazing
November 9, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Whelp. I’m done with the internet for today.
November 10, 2011 at 12:07 am
I tend to give my bank-alts far-out stuff like this. It’s been done before, but who really cares? They’re great fun to write.
November 10, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Derp.
November 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Isn’t someone going to gripe about him taking a joking stance on the sex industry?
November 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Shit Wra is worse…
November 17, 2011 at 4:45 am
I get the impression someone might not be taking Goldshire entirely seriously.
November 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Are some people reading this as a serious MRP? Doesn’t the first line say “Satire” on it? Or do people not read? They’re kind of insulting the dude and/or servers when it’s… a joke on the original writer’s part, making fun of all the retarded MRP’s out there. How do I know this? I’ve been in a guild with him since I started playing. And there’s people saying it should be more subtle (Like, ninja it in there?) but… there seems to be too many idiots who don’t get it’s a joke as it is (really, really overt and sarcastic). So any more subtlety would confuse the mass of retards even more.
November 28, 2011 at 4:03 pm
People who take this guy’s seriously shouldn’t be allowed within 50 miles of a computer. It’s intentionally terrible.
November 28, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Why….. I don’t even….
December 2, 2011 at 8:10 pm
He won the internet this day.
I am so scared to come here and find my toons on here it’s not even funny. :S hehe
December 6, 2011 at 7:41 am