Solid Fail from Horn to Hooves
Some ponies just have to be it all, have it all.
“Aquamarine Treasure is a rare kind of pony, having both a unicorn’s horn and the wings of a pegasus pony.” Yawn. Another unicorn pegasus. Is it really such a chore to pick one? That hard to limit one’s character? And as if unicorn magic wasn’t enough, “Her horn is always sparkling and… she seems to glow in the sun and moon light, as though she is at home at either part of the day or night.” Too bad she’s not at home in reality or in everyone isn’t everything land.
Lanuria Dawnblade, a.k.a. Courtney Adler, aspires. She's an aspiring DM, aspiring photographer, and aspiring wife. She lives in Monroe, Wisconsin and complains about the weather far too much. She enjoys The Big Bang Theory and singing the songs from Glee.
Varendil Dawnblade, a.k.a. Taylor Vincent, is a 22-year old writer, student, World of Warcraft player, and 4th Edition DM. He lives in Monroe, Wisconsin with his fiancé and their jade plant, Esmeralda. He likes Douglas Adams and The Venture Bros. He hates Toni Morrison. Don't even ask. 
